Trump Tower Praetorians
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Human |
| Coach: |
Koba Borsk |
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Apr. 22nd, 2017 - old news |
Lies! Regarding the nasty rumours that Biggus Dickus  has joined the folk smelling undead og Norsk Rakfolkfestival, we just want to say:
It is all a SAD lie! Biggus Dickus is not even dead! He went off to form a new and better team with Tupac and Elvis! He will be back and greater than ever.
In fact, what is a lie. Reality is merely a subjective interpretation of sensual stimulation, so what we say is real is AS good as anything, really when you think about it.
Anyway: always remember Biggus Dickus died for our sins! |
| - Koba Borsk |
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| Apr. 12th, 2017 - old news |
Mourning As we pour one out in memory of a fallen comrade, Biggus Dickus, we also celebrate a new addition to the team! |
| - Koba Borsk |
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| Feb. 17th, 2017 - old news |
FAKE NEWS!!! I open the newspapers and what I read is chaos, that we haven't won in four matches and that three players are benched due to injuries.
This is the opposite of the truth. Sure we have lost a bit, but this is fake news because so much in the news is fake. This team is running like a fine tuned machine! |
| - Koba Borsk |
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- Keffo Krumpany -
