Old Bulletins
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| Nov. 6th, 2017 |
RIP Zlymon Død 2016 OG Motbydelig Horde Zlymon Død is dead. Killed while doing his duty on the scrimmage line by the cowards Hyperion and Hurdles .
Zlymon død's most remarkable achievement is probably the fact that he never really achievement anything outside of playing every one of Motbydelig Horde 1994's 23 matches since the team restored in 2016.
Zlymon Død never really connected with his teammates, possibly due to his foreign sounding non-dwarfy name.
So long, and thanks for all the fish. |
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| Oct. 28th, 2017 |
Okaz Grobi is gone Okaz Grobi was the somewhat talented hobgoblin hired after an appearence as a hired hand for Motbydelig Horde 1994 - Cleveland Brown Rats (ROTYL XVII, SC 1). Killed by the rowdy crowd of Kulturhuset Blood Dome after being pushed of the pitch by Lillith, the Firstborn
The somewhat talented almost won the game for Motbydelig Horde 1994 when until Barag Galopp suddenly decided he would not have it and knocked the poor fellow out of the pitch. This event along with the forced retirement of Kaocvooc Côte de Boeuf led to a policy change in the team, with improved treatment for minotaurs and hobgoblins are treated slightly above slaves. Hobgoblins are even allowed to bear names now.
The hobgoblins of Motbydelig Horde 1994 and Slagpåserna från Sverige are greatful for all of Okaz Grobi's contributions both on and off the pitch. |
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| Mar. 9th, 2017 |
Blitzmania frenzy After finish Rookie OTYL XVII Motbydelig Horde 1994 has been interested in rehiring a minotaur. Former player Kaocvooc Côte de Boeuf, with 0 games played, refused to join our team offering his brother Côtagar de Boeuf to take his place. The team and brothers have come to an agreement and the minotaur take the field when we take on Bordellaux Broncos for Blitzmania. |
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| Mar. 9th, 2017 |
Inquisition comes to an end Following Cleveland Brown Rats - Motbydelig Horde 1994 (ROTYL XVII, SC 2) team owner Zorn-Bak-Kyrre ordered a full investigation of the horrendous 0-7 loss. The game loss came from hard to fake injuries and the managments failure to communicate the importance of ball possession. Following the loss beer rations have been limited until kick off with a suprising postive effect on the game plan. With 3 straight wins Rookie OTYL XVII had a satisfying final stage. Scoring 4 touchdowns in the last three games and 7 total Barag Galopp is awarded season MVP. Extra beer and steroid rations will be provided. |
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| Mar. 2nd, 2017 |
Mutiny? Following the scandalous game Cleveland Brown Rats - Motbydelig Horde 1994 (ROTYL XVII, SC 2) (7-0) rumour has it that some of the players are grumbling about the boards
decision to axe Kaocvooc Côte de Boeuf even before he was able to play a game.
Some of the grumbling heard outside the locker room:
"Minotaur feelings matter",
"Bad management",
"The player association will not stand for this"
"Kaocvooc took my beer!"
"Me like egg"
Chief of team morale and discipline Zorn-Bak-Kyrre will investigate the rumors. The suspiciously early exits of Azgali, Ori Thaggorakuzkulaz and Drengi Urk are prime targets for scrutiny.
Offensive coordinator Zorn-Bak-Kyrre would like to announce that Rykarth Zu Karaz and Barag Galopp provided acceptable performance and are clear of any suspicion. The board points out that malicious murderers like Overherre Svart will always have a place on the team.
The investigation will continue until we have a conclusive answer. |
| - kyrre |
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| Feb. 7th, 2017 |
Extra rations for Duraz Lang Two serious injured rats deserves a reward. Duraz Lang is given extra beer, and 1 week free access to our steroid room.
Cleveland Brown Rats - Motbydelig Horde 1994 (ROTYL XVII, SC 1)
Hit the gym Duarz! |
| - kyrre |
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| Jan. 25th, 2017 |
The reports of my death.... -"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" says coach, owner, accountant, and team captain Zorn-Bak-Kyrre after a run in with green skin lineman Simon Op. In a rare moment of sobriety team apothecary Heinz Totz was able to stitch together the mangled dear leader of Motbydelig Horde 1994.
Zorn-Bak-Kyrre rejoined the team for tonights match against Åker Nihilistiske Sportsmønstring, securing the 1-1 tie using the ancient arts of alcoholism and sweet talk. |
| - kyrre |
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| Jan. 23rd, 2017 |
Uzkul Urk-Und join Motbydelig Horde Ori Thaggorakuzkulaz joined Motbydelig Horde 1994 prior to the match against Børstad Beers on sunday.
Motbydelig Horde 1994 - Børstad Beers (ROTYL XVII, SC 1)
Despite his fearsome name and fancy mask the dwarf blocker was unable to impress the greenskins of Børstad. Uzkul Urk-Und sustained an injury after a midfield brawl with Gorak Elfsplitter. The team is very disappointed with this appaling performance
Ori Thaggorakuzkulaz is expected rejoin his teammates on saturday. |
| - kyrre |
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| Jan. 12th, 2017 |
Introducing new dungeon dweller A somewhat talented hobgoblin was discovered during our recent game against the filthy rodents of Cleveland Brown Rats. Scoring a touchdown, and coming really close to score another made head coach and talent scout Kyrre take note of this mostly useless cretin. The greenskin is expected to honour Motbydelig Horde 1994 and the jersey #12.
In his proper debut match against Åker Nihilistiske Sportsmønstring the hobgoblin was in possession of the ball twice, rushing a total of 30 yards. |
| - kyrre |
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| Jan. 9th, 2017 |
Drergi Elgi Not To be Replaced Motbydelig Horde 1994 stuns their mourning fans as they announce that deceased Chaos Dwarf Blocker Drergi Elgi will not be replaced at this time.
"We simply cannot afford another expensive player now." Head coach Zorn-Bak-Kyrre is quoted saying. "We have to consider the long term financial stability of the team".
The team coach, also team owner, deny rumours of late salary payment this week.
Drergi Elgi was killed by the ruthless Radek Bonk in a 0-1 defeat yesterday.
Motbydelig Horde 1994 - Børstad Beers (ROTYL XVII, SC 1).
Drergi Elgi played a total of three games for Motbydelig Horde 1994, with no particular accomplishments. He is survived by three wives, five children, 1 black orc guard slave and 12 hobgoblin house slaves. No compensation will be payed out to the dependents. “It is right there in the contract. Read the fine print. No star player points, no benefits for the survivors.” Kyrre says. The player-coach-teamowner deny rumours of late salary payments this week. |
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