Match result
Result added October 9th, 2007
| Match notes |
«Fueled by the Pursesnatchers' latest triumph against the tried and battered Triple Pox Brigade , with the still enthusiastic owner, Hannibal Hector, who incidently won the team in a game of 'Rats and Weasels' during the 'Festival of Mòrrslieb's Triple-Tears' in Rattenblight.»
Well, it's nice to have you here, Remys Toss-Toss, speculated to become the first-draftee in next season's RatRace, the skaven variant of 'the Crush'.
«You flatter me-me, human, the little stunties will at least meet a better team in this game, as the Dark Elfs are faster than rotting corpses and almost as skillful with the ball as rookie throwers.»
Well, the wind blows, but otherwise the evening is great for a game of Blood Bowl.
«Yes, the Grim Rapers's offence starts ... and their through!! The goblin defence leaves holes as wide open as a grinning 'Unclean One'..!»
Yes, and they receive the kick, starts to move the ball forward, but is stopped on the half line. Some brilliant coaching has left two goblin players holding a chainsaw, Nobbla, wielding his thrusted, 'Rippy' and young  Gurg Hand-off starts to work on the Urithair defence.
«Yesss, but the chainsaw kicks back on the cheating gobbo-gobbo!»
and Fretherion¨ blocks and hurts Gurg Hand-off, proving that a chainsaw is dangerous to have running...
«And the cheating Nobbla is pushed down, but seems to be OK! darnit-it!!»
AND there Luca di Faenza blitzes Groo Sneakers and the ball bounces, .... and is caught by nr.10; Snik Stickyfingers, leaving the Pursesnatchers still in possession.
«Riiight, but their offence is almost halted, things looking desperate for them now, as they have no avenues of .. .and ...Nobbla fouls, but Paolo Rappi's armour holds...»
And Grim Rapers blitz and the ball bounces and Guiseppe Mengil is in a Great Position! Oh, he's blocked...
«And Nobbla tears him up with the chainsaw and he is carried bleeding off the pitch, badly hurt. At least the git is expelled!»
Right, and it doesn't look like any of the teams can manage to score in the last seconds of the game...
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The second half starts with 8 Grim Rapers players putting up a great defence, leaving Bad-breath Tummyache without a victim on the Line of Scrimmage. If you're just joined us at Necromancers BroadCabalVision, we've just started the second half, between Grim Rapers - Poshtown Pursesnatchers (Season IV, Semi Pro). the Grim Rapers beeing one-up from early in the first half.
«Right, the goblins start with 11 players on the pitch, including the two trolls; Vomit Bellyheaver, who's mostly stood around and Bad-breath Tummyache, who hasn't done much either, but at least put the hurt on Fretherion¨, who got rid off the chainsaw-wielding...»
Well, the Goblin offence moves slowly, but at least the Urithair defense is weakened by the loss of three players. Is it me or did the goblin team starting the game seem more numerous?
«Well, there's a clever hand-off, getting the ball out of the Urithair box and Wimpy Snot-buster sets off to the far right and ru-
RUNS FOR THE ENDLINE!!!! but NO! He TRIPS!! And the Urithair defence turns up the heat, kracking the leg of Enrico Cielo, who looks likely to have a rather short Blood Bowl-career...
«...but, ... the ball is picked up by a dodging goblin, who easily scores! By Nuffle! The runtz have equalized againt Dark Elves!»
and there goes Glof Gobstopper into the locker rooms, stealing the ball in classic goblin fashion...
«Well, the kick-off is about to start, the Dark Elves look set to set the result 'right' focusing on taking out the Scrimmaging trolls on the flanks, and leaving the goblin in the middle of LoS wide open... it seem that the Dark Elfs have sated their blood-lust, and now looks to satisfy their honour.»
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! The little runt runs forward, just as the kick falls short... the Dark Elves was caught off guard there, and the goblins of Poshtown Pursesnatchers has put the pressure on the Urithairs!
«Naw, it looks like a clever ruse-ruse, the goblin can only push the elf a little back, even though the goblins have swarmed across the line the elves pass the ball effortlessly forward...»
AND THE BALL IS DROPPED!!!
«... and picked up by Bitz clepto, who dodges away-away, and passes deep to PID552), who's free to run in the Pursesnatchers' second Toouchdown!! I can't believe it! and it can't be enough time for a http://www.anarchy.bloodbowlleague.com/d...' target='_self'>Urithair comeback!»
Yes, the goblin fans who outnumber the Dark Elfs nearly 3:1 goes wild!
«Yes, and the Poshtown Pursesnatchers' players do their best to ignite the fans even further! and there's the newly sacked, Turd Fire-starter living up to his name, blazing the crowd even further!»
Yes, it seems he has done a great job as a cheer-leader-equivalent, but the whole thing backfires, no pun intended, as the referee signals that he has set the clock back. This means that there's still time for Grim Rapers to at least make it a draw...
«Yes, and the goblins sets up a line in the back-field, a clever move by Mr.Hoffa. It will give the dark elves only one shot at bursting through their lines.»
Yes, but the line consist only of goblins, it shouldn't be any trouble for the elves looking for blood.
«No, Jeanne Dark takes control of the ball and holds on to it while gesturing for the offence to go deep.»
Yes, it's strange that he is thrusted with the ball, though, the word is that it is really he ... yes, I know he has a girl's name, ... it's really he who owns the team, as he is the nephew of Wily Olzon, the Dark Elf Hotel-magnate.
«Yes, he surely hasn't performed as you'd expect from a, allthough self-dubbed, 'blitzer'.Well, the goblins have handled one of the two Urithairs, surely he must do someth-»
- and there he tosses the ball to Mistur who runs, hand-offs to Luca di Faenza, who barely catches it, surrounded by three goblins, and he/she heads for a blitz throu-m NO! he is smashed into the dirt by a lone goblin, I can't really see who, as the field is flooded with goblins fans... I think I even see some goblin fanatics celebrating... so I'd guess we'd better sound off and move, before we're engulfed into 16000 crazy greens...
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