Match result
Result added September 20th, 2007
| Match notes |
«Well, Jonny, that was an interessting half, wasn't it?»
Right you are, Skip, I must admit that my meager expectiations to this rookie goblin team, with barely enough players and a skaven team with poor performance, were the focus has been on anything but the game.
«Yes, they didn't even play a game last season, and the players are still as unfit as they were then.»
and the only decent player, the thrower with the Atristè-name 'Hail Michael', still walks with a limp.
«Well, the Cloaken Runbutters certainly didn't seem like they hade been in a prolonged hiatus, with a quick touchdown, and then catching the Poshtown Pursesnatchers flat-footed as they prepared to receive the kick-off.»
Yes, Skip, the Poshtown Pursesnatchers, who incidently have no connection with Poshtown, are so disorganized that they didn't manage to set up more than 10 players for the first three drives..! It was as the whole team, including the coach; Hoffa Back-stab, was as dimwitted as the two trolls they caught just this weekend, one idiot  Gorza Fumblefingers even manage to take the sack of hired star goblin; Bomber Dribblesnot and getting expelled without even knowing he carried what the ref claimed to be a secret weapon.
«Speaking of the referee, it seems we have substitution for the second half, he looks rather worried, it must be his debut match.»
Well, Skip, it could have something to do with the fatal exploding Orka Kola the ref enj... eh, had during the break. If I were to delve into the minds of referees, using my experience as a Blood Bowler, I'd say that the substitute referee won't award many penalties the rest of the game. Oh, look, Bomber Dribblesnot is entering the field, carrying a large nap-sack.
«Right, the rats still only lead 2-0, missing that last oppourtunity by the butterfingers of JFK Junior  , who could have gotten his second touchdown tonight.»
Well, the Pursesnatcher's offence starts off without much trouble, this time, with the two trolls; Vomit Bellyheaver and Bad-breath Tummyache leading the strong offence, knocking down Jim West and then nr.5, ... eh, one; Groo Sneakers tramples on him receiving a K.O. for his 'troubles'...
«Their offence move slowly, but the Runbutters are hampered by some rampant use of explosives by Bomber Dribblesnot...»
That's his trademark, Skip.
«Well, the Cloaken Runbutters, reduced to five rats on the field, still won't let the Poshtown Pursesnatchers get away so easy, even though there's little hope of them stopping the troll-enforced offence, trampling anyone unfortunate enough to go down, including Vomit Bellyheaver.»
Well, we can't really say the pursesnatchers are behaving any better, considering they have five! players expelled in the first half!
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«Well, as Groo Sneakers scores a late TD, virtually unopposed, the fans boo and make contemtuous gestures as he neglects to foul the stunned thrower, 'Hail Michael '. Surely the rats cannot make time for a third TD, Jonny?»
No, they shouldn't have time for that, but there's still time to start the offence and make some mayhem, as their Rat Ogre Blocker, Rip Vast, has recovered from his second K.O. this match.
«Well, the 2-1 loss must be considered a decent result for the fledgling coach, Hoffa Back-stab, don't you think, Jonny?»
I really don't think the word 'decent' is approproate when commenting on goblins, Skip, but I know what you mean.
«Do you think that the Cloaken Runbutters will be a contender for the Bravo Championship, Jonny?»
Nah, there's plenty of strong teams in the divivion, Grim Rapers and Azgorh Ravens beeing the foremost at the moment. It will take more than a minute win against a rookie, undisciplined and barely prepared team of talentless runts.
«Finally, Jonny, who's your MVPs of the match? One of the trolls and..?»
- I'm partial to the self-sacrification of the young Dusty, former inmate of the Ratham Asylum, especially considered the beating the frontliners took from the mighty trolls and the chainsaw-wielding loonies! Though I'd gladly admit that the lone Storm Vermin Mack Smack had a good game. For the Poshtown Pursesnatchers I'd go with Bad-breath Tummyache, since he didn't stand around just as much, even though Vomit Bellyheaver did more, overall. |
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